Randomology Satirology

2013: A Year to Save More and Invest More

This year is a brand new year. It’s a great year to start saving, if you have started yet, and also investing, if you haven’t started yet either. If you already saved a lot last year, this year is the time to save more. If you already invested on something or someone last year, this year is the time to invest more.

Did you know that year 2013 is a very lucky year for savers and investors? My psychic friend told me that 2013 is the 13th year in the 3rd millennium and the 21st century and it’s a very great year for those who invest and those who save.

Why? Because in the Berber calendar, 2013 is year 2963 and year 1462 in the Armenian calendar. It has been predicted by Nostradamus that if Armenian and Berber calendars are combined and the sum is two fours a two and a 5 or 4425, then it’s a great year for money to grow. 2963 + 1462 is in fact 4425! This year is the year that was predicted by Nostradamus.

So why not give it a try. We have nothing to lose if we try and a lot to lose if we don’t. Let’s start investing and saving more this 2013!


It’s has been a long long time and the year will almost end again…

Oh crap, I almost forgot that I have a blog. I just realized that I haven’t updated this blog for so long since July 2012. I’ve been busy both online and offline, but I really forgot about this blog. Good thing while I was browsing my e-mail I read this e-mail from Godaddy that I registered financialjerk.com. Now, I’m happy that I’m here, blogging in my suppose-to-be finance blog, but turned into a personal blog.

I haven’t blogged a lot of things lately. A lot of things happened here in Singapore and in my hometown. A lot of things happened in the entire world. A lot of things happened to Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, and other planets, but we don’t have an idea what happened there and we really don’t give a damn about what happens to another planet, other than our planet called Earth.
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How to remove the rr.nu malware

If you’re infected with this malware and you can’t find where the heck is it in your WordPress blog, then you can thank me as I found a very useful script to scan all your WP files and detect where are these malwares in your blog. You can’t find it anywhere in your theme files, if you scan your site and view the source code, you can’t locate it.
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How to get away from Credit Card debt if you don’t have money to pay?

This is the question that a lot of people, specially does who have huge credit card debts, are asking. The answer to the question above is brilliantly easy. All you need to do is do nothing. Yes, you’ve read it right. You can get away from debt if you forget about your debt.

Once you forget about it and no longer remember it even if you try to think about it, then you’re debt free. Why? Because you no longer remember you debt. Only people, banks, or agencies where you own money remembers your debt, but you yourself don’t.
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Repairing a Severely Corrupted and Physically Unrepairable MySQL table

Yes genius, you’ve read it right. In this post, I’ll be writing about repairing a severely corrupted and physically unrepairable MySQL table. This is specific table is impossible to repair as you’ve tried all ways to repair it via SSH and cPanel using the Repair Database wizard or the myisamchk -r SSH command, but it always fail.

Once you’ve tried everything you can and you tested all ways that you found in Google from page 1 to 100, you will definitely lose hope and accept that fact that only magic or a miracle can repair a severely corrupted table.
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