Randomology

The recent but very late WordPress update

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I haven’t been updating this blog as often as I dream. I dream almost everyday, whenever I sleep. But when I wake up, I completely forget everything that I dream of. It’s a usual fact and reality that humans often forget what they dream at night, rather than at day. Some (only a rare few, as in very scarce) recalls 100% of what happened inside their dream. But a lot completely forgets about their dream once they wake up.
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Moneyology

The year has just started and will end so fast!

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Oh yes! Oh no! The year has just started and it seems that I just fell asleep for a few days, and it’s already October! Yes guys! It’s already October 2013! 2 months from now, the year will finally end. 2013 is just like nothing but a mere cat running so fast, that you didn’t notice it. It’s clever and utterly unseen. It’s like a vanquish catastrophe of self-worth and anatomy.

We have built, seen, and heard, the ravishing facts of mankind, and today, it will come to an end. As fast as the wind blows to the east, is from the west, so far that it didn’t even felt right. It all felt wrong. The year is so wrong, THIS year is so wrong, everybody seems to wrong.

In the end of everything, money still matters, but for now. Soon, it will just be another useless piece of matter. A matter that nobody wants to have. A matter that should be eliminated in the table of elements.

Thank you and this is the Financial Jerk, speaking nonsense, in tongues and in deed, and in mind. In my mind is a gibberish puzzle of words and pictures. Pictures like the intersect, photos from multiple intersects jumbled together like a warzone.

Randomology Satirology

2013: A Year to Save More and Invest More

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This year is a brand new year. It’s a great year to start saving, if you have started yet, and also investing, if you haven’t started yet either. If you already saved a lot last year, this year is the time to save more. If you already invested on something or someone last year, this year is the time to invest more.

Did you know that year 2013 is a very lucky year for savers and investors? My psychic friend told me that 2013 is the 13th year in the 3rd millennium and the 21st century and it’s a very great year for those who invest and those who save.

Why? Because in the Berber calendar, 2013 is year 2963 and year 1462 in the Armenian calendar. It has been predicted by Nostradamus that if Armenian and Berber calendars are combined and the sum is two fours a two and a 5 or 4425, then it’s a great year for money to grow. 2963 + 1462 is in fact 4425! This year is the year that was predicted by Nostradamus.

So why not give it a try. We have nothing to lose if we try and a lot to lose if we don’t. Let’s start investing and saving more this 2013!